It's my first blag parst!
If you ever live in fear of your significant other, knowing the moment they step in the door the yelling and the screeching and the jabbing will start and knowing you'll just wind up locked in the broom closet again for a week, living off leeks and whatever insects crawl in through your filth, then read on! What better way to diffuse an angry situation then by playing fight music as soon as they (or anyone) comes in the door. No one can actually fight while fight music is playing! I decided to give it a try.